*there are a few versions of the letter that I've come across, but the contents is more or less the same. Here are some of the versions. I'll post the others when I found them out again. If you've seen another version, please inform me, so I can add them here.
 Version 1: I'm great. Let me join. You'd be foolish to say no.
 Version 2: I know I can do you good, I'll be a real plus for you. Take me or leave me.
 Version 3: If Suede know what's good for them they'll recruit me. << back